Meghan Duggan touches her neck in reference to New York Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda before throwing out the first pitch of the game between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park [x]

felitomkinson:

if you catch me blankly staring into nothingness looking poetically lost in thought there is a 98% chance i am thinking about cheesefries and maybe sex

(via saintbobrovsky)

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 
ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

so a few weeks ago I posted about how I’m in love with my best guy friend and how him and his gf broke up

wellllllll me and him are a thing now. never give up on anything ever! I’ve liked him since august and he made the first move and I have been so happy these past 2 weeks because of him and how everything worked out for us:)