titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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505th:

l00000l every boy on campus is in love with my roommate and no one ever likes me :-) :-) :-)

Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.